Friday, April 10, 2009

EASTER THEATRE!

XTC's Apple Venus (Vol. 1) has this Pet Sounds-esque
harmony laden track for you to enjoy as your Friday
night song or maybe in honor of Easter Sunday which
we of course have fond memories of all the candy not
so much the marathon church sessions and Catholic
nonsense as well as not being able to bring a discman
to midnight mass! We gift you XTC's 'Easter Theatre'!

BEWARE OF THE WASP'S STING!

Tom Townsend has stumbled upon a rare breed
of self proclaimed "urban haute bourgeoisie".
Watch out for the sharp wit of Nick Smith, Tom!
This group is puzzled by Tom's steadfast disapproval
of their pompous pageantry but he somehow remains.
Tom is humbly poor and without even a winter coat.
But he can hold his own amongst this hive of WASP's!
Nick is prone for devastating character assaults!
Audrey Rouget is the belle of the ball!
Oh they are not as square as they seem!
Tom doesn't need to read a book to criticize it.
Nick doesn't need to tell the truth if the lies get the girls.
Audrey is confused by Tom's affections but eventually,
she will come to his side...
...at least to walk home to the great big Metropolitan!
It's nicely packaged for you to enjoy now!
Or to take home with you!

Thursday, April 9, 2009

LUNE DE CHOU!

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Lune de Chou!

Oh Lune de Chou you are a funny old moon,
Disappear a few days then come back as soon.
Please tell us, are you more moon or cabbage?
History books give you far too much baggage.
Dwelling so high behind a lovely floating cloud,
You must have made mother nature so proud.
Will science ever truly understand your charm?
We find you in best spirits when you are warm.

Lune de Chou only to spend the night with you!
Laying lazy as we gaze into your intricate maze!

Lune de Chou you have many people confused,
We wonder if you know you are so well used?
A tug of war between the sides for your time,
To some so sublime and others such a crime.
Tis a journey of bliss a walk down the fields,
Never on a gurney with its tear soaked wheels.
Such brightness you bring to light up the planet,
Purveyors of darkness, how they can not stand it!

JACQUELINE TAIEB!

Ms. Taïeb appears on our Spring Music Compilation
performing ‘Ce Soir Je M’en Vais’. Born in Tunisia she
had her biggest hit single at age 17 with this song!

MEET 18 YEAR OLD JOAN AND PAUL!

Take two eighteen year old musicians and throw
them on a talk show asking them about where they
are coming from and what's the message behind their
music and you get some awkward shuffling and shifting
from the two pioneers of 1977 with the coolest haircuts!
Paul and Joan's bands respectfully The Jam and The
Runaways couldn't be anymore different than the
scenes they were representing as well as the city life
they were experiencing. Tom Snyder gets a bunch of
historic kudos for having these kids on his show but
does he even have a clue about the music?
Funny stuff to watch recently compiled!
Just dont call them punks!!!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

CUCKOO FOR COCO?

To some fans she is arguably the cutest woman acting in
mainstream modern cinema today, and we know she
can do this very well.
We had no idea she was hiding these gams!
Her image is presented as very wholesome and saintly.
Well in a couple of weeks she hits the big screen in a must
see for the fashionista's and a maybe see for the general
public. They could probably care less about a period piece
bio-pic about a strong independent woman when there
are big blow up films like this coming out! Who knows, just remember kids cute is not
enough you got to have some smarts behind
those eyes to back it up!

WE BELIEVE IN...

Look for these righteous signs to be appearing on your
local Metro bus and hopefully offering a much needed
relief from organized religion's 24/7 non stop campaign
to manipulate our poor fellow citizen's minds and hearts!

JACK WRANGLER RIP!

One of life's more colorful characters has passed on!
A more bizarre life trajectory than most could pack in
to his 62 years Mr. Jack Wrangler!
Check out his life story!

LISTEN TO DAVID SUZUKI!

This man has been working on environmental causes
longer than you have most likely have been breathing.
Please do yourself a favor and take some time
from life's trivial pursuits and indulge in a bit
of David Suzuki's eternal wisdom!
Please check out the David Suzuki Foundation
and see how you can join in his worthy cause!

MARCEL THE BLACK CAT!

Marcel is a black cat on the prowl,
his sharpened fangs are gold,
and his prey is easily seduced!
Marcel must be careful not to give up his heart!
For his work needs him to be focused and not
distracted by affairs of the white cat Belle de Jour!
Belle de Jour feels the scars life has given Marcel!
Marcel must end the triangle that keeps Belle from him!
His claws fire bullets of steel!
But sadly all black cats shall end up corned one day!